We must ask ourselves how we ended up occupying Iraq for 5 years. We were told Iraq was the Mother of all evil-doers. We were told Iraq was the terror center of the world as well as being on the verge of launching weapons that could produce mushroom clouds on American cities. Well boys and girls, you’ve done one hell of a job keeping us safe, no attacks on U.S. soil since 9.11.01 Let’s party! Let’s be sure to vote for McCain or Lady War Clinton since both of them knew how important invading and occupying Iraq has been. Let’s be sure to keep America on the true path that GWBush has put before us.

The more I think about it, the more I understand how a holy man can say *God Damn America.*